Jokes part VII...

Hello friends,

I came across some jokes that I wanted to share with my blog readers. Hope you will have fun reading them! Here goes,

1. One day at school,

Ram: I had a tough day at the office.

Raj: Office? But you are at school.

Ram: I had a tough day at the principal's office!

Raj: 😖

2. One day at a lodge,

Tenant: Your roof leaks. I pray to god day & night to end the rainy season. I hope you're going to do something about it.

Owner: I am. I'm going to join you in your prayers.

Tenant: 😫

3. Once at the doctor's office,

Patient: You must help me doctor! I swallowed a 500 rupee note 48 hours ago.

Doctor: Good heavens, why didn't you come immediately?

Patient: I didn't need the money then.

Doctor: 😫

4. One day while waiting in a bus stop,

Passenger 1: How long will the next bus be?

Passenger 2: Same length as the other buses!

Passenger 1: 😵

5. One day at home,

Mom: How was your Mathematics paper today?

Jacob: I got only one sum wrong.

Mom: That's good. How many sums were there in all?

Jacob: Ten..

Mom: You mean you got nine correct?

Jacob: Well, er....I could not do the rest.

Mom: 😱

See you soon with another post. Till then, keep smiling!

-Thejas 😃