Jokes part VI!!

Hello friends,

I wanted to share with my blog readers another series of jokes that I came across while reading a magazine. Let's begin,

1. One day in a chemistry class,

Teacher: Now that you know the properties of gold, Jim, tell me.....What happens to gold if it is kept in open air?

Jim: It gets stolen ma'am.

Teacher: 😣

Students: 😂😂😂

2. One day John and his friend Jack were playing in the park when John decided to ask a question,

John: If a horse's head is pointing north, In which direction would it's tail point?

Jack: To the south, of course!

John: Wrong! It would point towards the ground.

Jack: 😖

3. One day, Gary suddenly came running from the kitchen and said to his master,

Gary: Master, quick! There's a fire in the kitchen.

They went to the kitchen and Gary said,

Gary: Look, the towel is on fire.

Master: Silly! Why didn't you just pour the water on the stove to put out the flames?

Gary: That wouldn't have helped. It's hot water master!

Master: 😵

4. One lazy afternoon, an apple falls on the head of Gary from an apple tree,

Gary: Master, Why did this apple fall from the tree?

Master: That's earth's gravity for you!...What goes up must come down.

Just then a bird snatches the gold ring from master's hand,

Master: Gary, that bird has taken my gold ring. Do something!

Gary: No need to worry master, the earth's gravity will bring the bird down.

Master: 😱

Hope these jokes made you laugh. See you soon with another set of jokes.

-Thejas 😁