Funny jokes...part V!

Hi readers,

In this post, I have written a few jokes that hopefully will help you relax by making you laugh or at the least by making you smile. Get ready for some fun! Here goes,

1. One evening, John came home after playing with his friends. He saw his dad reading a newspaper who asked him,

Father: What did you learn at school today?

John: How can I learn anything when the teacher herself does not know anything?

His father was surprised by his answer and asked,

Father: What makes you think your teacher does not know anything?

John: She asks questions all the time and we have to tell her the answers.

Father: 😖

2. One day, John and his mother were at a bank. John noticed the enquiry office at a corner in the bank and asked his mother,

John: Mum, What do they do at the enquiry office?

Mother: When you want to know something....you can find out from the enquiry office!

John: Oh! I get it.

He goes to the enquiry official and asks,

John: How much is 8 x 3? Please tell me so that I can finish my homework.

Official: 😵

3. John wanted his father's help to decide which career path he should pursue. He approached his father,

John: Father, Should I become a heart-specialist or a dentist?

Father: A dentist.

John: Why?

Father: You fool, we have only one heart...but, thirty two teeth. That's more profitable!

John: 😫

4. In John's English class,

Teacher: The fruit of hard work is sweet. Do you all agree with this?

John: No, ma'am.

Teacher: Why John?

John: We have to work hard to grow a lemon tree but it's fruit is sour.

Students: 😂😂😂...

Teacher: Johnnnn!! 😠

See you soon with another post! Till then....keep smiling 😃

-Thejas