Fun jokes part 3!!

Hello friends,

In this post, I am sharing few jokes with my blog readers. Let's begin...

1. One fine morning, two employees were going for a jog with their boss,

Employee 1: It's nice to go jogging with the boss.

Employee 2: Yes!

Suddenly, a genie appeared,

Genie: Hi! I am a genie and I can grant each of you a wish.

Employee 1: Send me to the USA now!!

Employee 2: And me to the UK!!

Genie: Granted!!!

When the two employees wishes were granted and they disappeared, the genie turned to their boss who was now angry,

Genie: And for you sir...

Boss: Well, I want those idiots back in office before lunch!!! 😠

Genie: 😵

2. One day, during a school examination, a student was calling his friend,

Student: Psssst......Psssst.....

His friend did not hear him and so,

Student: (In a hushed voice) Hey!

The teacher heard this and approached the student,

Teacher: You're writing an exam! Why are you disturbing others?

Student: I want to discuss a question with him because the question says, "Discuss why the Roman civilization fell?"

Teacher: 😲

3. In a railway station, a passenger was giving instructions to the porter who was carrying his luggage,

Passenger: Porter, find me a seat in a compartment where there is no crowd at all.

Porter: Sir, in that case why don't you travel by a goods train?

Passenger: 😖

See you next time with more such jokes!

-Thejas 😄